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"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!"

And so someone made a song of it "I am my own grandpa!!"

Just in case anyone has not seen this old nightmare:

"Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems?

Listen to my situation."

"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.

We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.

Later, my father married my stepdaughter.

That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.

And my father became my stepson.

Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law."

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.

This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.

But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.

That made me the grand-father of my half-brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother is also the Grandmother.

This makes my father, the brother-in -law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.

I am my stepmother's brother-in-law,

my wife is her own child's aunt,

my son is my father's nephew and

I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!
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