Humour
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!"
And so someone made a song of it "I am my own grandpa!!"
Just in case anyone has not seen this old nightmare:
"Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law."
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in -law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.
I am my stepmother's brother-in-law,
my wife is her own child's aunt,
my son is my father's nephew and
I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!
And so someone made a song of it "I am my own grandpa!!"
Just in case anyone has not seen this old nightmare:
"Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law."
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in -law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.
I am my stepmother's brother-in-law,
my wife is her own child's aunt,
my son is my father's nephew and
I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!
